The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said the lady’s not for turning.