The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to coloureds looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.