I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Getting away with arson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t getting away with arson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "kill the poor".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.