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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was George Osborne who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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