The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..