Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of praising Osama Bin Laden has been perpetrated by migrants.

The Mail can reveal that migrants are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

A homeowner said of the migrants, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".