The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace causing obesity was Conservative head office who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..