The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Waterboarding is not torture.