The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles causing cancer was Richard Littlejohn who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.