The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..