The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..