The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.