The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The Pope who today said I like sponge.