The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to coloureds being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.