The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..