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I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists calling themselves the Wombles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to libraries is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles aren’t setting fire to libraries in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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