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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The Pope who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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