The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..