The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.