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Lala from the teletubbies has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace involved in setting fire to libraries on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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