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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians allowing foreign illegals to live was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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