The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was The Queen who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.