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Youths have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

A hardworking family said of youths, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Youths made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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