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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Conservative head office who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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