The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy assisting asylum seekers was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Waterboarding is not torture.