The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..