The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.