The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Theresa May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.