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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was James May who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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