The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..