The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was an unnamed source who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.