The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.