The Mail has learned that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are responsible for holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields.

Has the world gone mad? Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Paul Dacre, who said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."