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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps injecting crack into primary school children was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said kill the poor.


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