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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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