Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Vince Cable said of insane Brussels bureaucrats, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Insane Brussels bureaucrats made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.