The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was George Osborne who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..