The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez urinating on the Union Jack was The Queen who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..