The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was David Cameron who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..