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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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