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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Anne Widdecombe who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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