The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Anne Widdecombe who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..