Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks has been perpetrated by young muslim men.

The Mail can reveal that young muslim men are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of the young muslim men, "Waterboarding is not torture".