Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen youths involved in engaging in steamy sex romps on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to youths it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Youths and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.