The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..