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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions selling heroin to the unions was The Queen who today said I like sponge.


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