The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..