Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Eastern European terror gangs such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Eastern European terror gangs have this week been revealed as reading the works of Karl Marx.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Eastern European terror gangs would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Nicolas Sarkozy who this week said, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that reading the works of Karl Marx is acceptable behaviour.