The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jeremy Clarkson who today said the day of the yob is upon us.