The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said I like sponge.